MySpace Quotes for Men

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. Oscar Wilde

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. Oscar Wilde

On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars. Bruce Willis

Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse. Will Rogers

Man has will, but woman has her way. Oliver Wendell Holmes

I hate women because they always know where things are. James Thurber

Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one thing and you're driving at another. George Bernard Shaw

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. Cher

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest. Roseanne Barr

The sexiest thing about men is how they are with kids... If they are great with kids they are real men ... selfless, powerful, comforting ... Too bad so many men suck! Pamela Andeson

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. Grouch Marx

My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women. - Woody Allen